Borderline Personality Party Disorder
Thom Tillis sells Markwayne Mullin as the GOP’s ‘new immigration opportunity’—because nothing says fresh thinking like rebranding the same wall with a different contractor.
“Relax,” Tillis whispers, patting the machine, “it’s not a deportation conveyor belt anymore. It’s an *opportunity pipeline*.”
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Tillis: Mullin represents new opportunity for Republicans, immigration
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