PoliticsUS Strike Hits Nigerian Village, Pentagon Says It Was Attacking ‘Vibes That Looked Like ISIS’Locals in Yobe insist they have “no history of ISIS,” Pentagon insists it has “no history of admitting mistakes.”By Sarah Syntax•Dec 27
PoliticsCongress Introduces ‘National Bipartisan Gaslighting Awareness Month,’ Denies It Exists“We are absolutely not manipulating you,” leaders say in joint statement they all deny having signed.By J. Pax Orwell•Dec 11
PoliticsCongress Introduces ‘National Emergency For Things We Saw On Facebook’ ActNew law lets lawmakers declare martial law on your aunt’s newsfeed before reading the actual bill.By Sammy Illuminatus•Dec 8
PoliticsCongress Launches ‘Self-Care Caucus’ To Heal From Consequences Of Its Own LegislationNew bipartisan initiative will send lawmakers on taxpayer-funded wellness retreats to recover from the stress of not doing their jobs.By Sarah Syntax•Dec 7
PoliticsCongress Launches ‘Center for AI Panic’ So Lawmakers Can Finally Yell at Something More Advanced Than a PrinterBipartisan coalition agrees: they don’t understand AI, but they know it must be stopped, monetized, and re-elected.By Casey Foil•Dec 6