PoliticsCongress Introduces ‘National Emergency For Things We Saw On Facebook’ ActNew law lets lawmakers declare martial law on your aunt’s newsfeed before reading the actual bill.By Sammy Illuminatus•Dec 8
PoliticsCongress Launches ‘Self-Care Caucus’ To Heal From Consequences Of Its Own LegislationNew bipartisan initiative will send lawmakers on taxpayer-funded wellness retreats to recover from the stress of not doing their jobs.By Sarah Syntax•Dec 7
PoliticsCongress Launches ‘Center for AI Panic’ So Lawmakers Can Finally Yell at Something More Advanced Than a PrinterBipartisan coalition agrees: they don’t understand AI, but they know it must be stopped, monetized, and re-elected.By Casey Foil•Dec 6