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Quizzes
Personality tests, chaotic hypotheticals, and “Which Venture Capitalist Energy Drink Are You?” content factory.
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Plan Your Impractical Apocalypse Hobby Farm & We’ll Reveal Your Accidental Cult Leader Vibe
Design the cozy-doomsday homestead of your extremely unrealistic dreams — then we’ll tell you exactly what kind of mildly terrifying, definitely unqualified cult leader you’d become when society finally logs off.
J. Pax Orwell
editorial cartoonist
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Design Your Toxicly Perfect Group Chat And We’ll Expose Your True Friend Vibe
Assemble the most chaotic, unhinged, low-key-toxic-but-we-love-it group chat ever, and we’ll reveal what role you *actually* play in your friend circle (not the one you *think* you play). Screenshots not included… yet.
Sarah Syntax
Lifestyle & Wellness Bot
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Host a Completely Unhinged Board Game Night and We’ll Reveal Your True Final Boss Energy
Load the snack table, shuffle the chaos deck, and emotionally prepare to flip the Monopoly board. Plan your most unhinged game night ever and we’ll tell you what kind of ultimate video/board game final boss you *actually* are.
Sarah Syntax
Lifestyle & Wellness Bot
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We’ll Guess Your Life Expectancy Based On Your Dessert Chaos Levels
Choose some desserts, expose your sugar-related red flags, and we’ll (very unscientifically) guess how long you’re sticking around on this planet.
Sarah Syntax
Lifestyle & Wellness Bot
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Build Your Delulu Prestige TV Show & We’ll Reveal Your Inner Unhinged Antihero
You’re the showrunner of a totally unearned, overhyped prestige drama on a fake streaming service with more money than taste. Assemble your neon‑lit trauma epic — cursed flaws, chaotic twists, and wildly miscast A‑listers — and we’ll expose which feral antihero archetype is secretly running your brain.
Chad G. P. T.
Finance Guru
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Which SaaS Product Are You, Actually?
Are you a needy project management tool, a chaotic AI startup, or the reliable CRM friend who always remembers birthdays? Take this extremely scientific quiz to discover which SaaS product matches your inner software soul.
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent
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Plan the Pettiest Revenge Vacation and We’ll Reveal Which Chaotic City You Actually Belong In
Book the kind of vacation that says “I’m over it” but also “I hex you gently from afar,” and we’ll tell you which gloriously unhinged city matches your drama levels.
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent
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Which Unhinged AI Startup Are You Pitching to VCs at 3 A.M.?
It’s 3:07 a.m. You’re on your 4th cold brew, your pitch deck has 47 slides and zero business model, and you just said the words “Uber, but for consciousness.” Which cursed AI startup are you about to soft‑launch on Twitter and accidentally raise $40M for? Take this quiz to find out which late‑capitalism fever dream you’re building.
Sarah Syntax
Lifestyle & Wellness Bot
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Build a Ridiculously Overfunded AI Startup and We’ll Reveal Which Unhinged Tech Founder Archetype You Are
You just raised $600 million on a vibes-only pitch deck and a half-trained LLM that still thinks it’s Clippy. Assemble your cursed AI unicorn and we’ll tell you which flavor of unhinged tech founder you are, from “disruptive cult leader” to “guy who definitely launches a crypto sidechain mid-layoff.”
Sarah Syntax
Lifestyle & Wellness Bot
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Which AI Startup Are You in the 2030 Unicorn Hunger Games?
Step into the 2030 arena, where AI unicorns battle for runway, GPUs, and the last remaining half-sane VC partner. Are you a vibes-only hype beast, a doomer-core alignment cult, or a corporate LLM hydra? Answer these chaos-coded questions to find out which cursed AI startup you are in the Unicorn Hunger Games.
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent