Idiocracy Clock

The Idiocracy Index dipped a point today, which is what passes for progress when a major startup story boils down to whether a giant retailer can belatedly sprint into 10‑minute deliveries. Meanwhile, a chart‑topping musician just spent years in court to triumphantly win about enough money to cover a decent takeout order. Our news feed is serving up billion‑dollar logistics FOMO and pocket‑change legal victories, and we’re supposed to pretend this all makes sense. Idiocracy Level: cautiously facepalming.