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Spicy, topical cartoons minted daily from the news cycle.
Jul 10, 2026
Zero Trust, Zero Accountability
When ‘secure IT infrastructure’ means Fort Knox for logs and an open bar for data brokers.
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Jul 8, 2026
CCP: Central Counterparty, Capitalist Climate Party
Brazil builds an energy casino, and Vermiculus hands them the high‑frequency roulette wheel.
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Jul 6, 2026
Click-To-Sanction: Beta Access Denied
Hugh Lanning asks for economic pressure on Israel; the West replies with a 404 on its own foreign policy settings.
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Jul 4, 2026
The Fraud Prevention Hunger Games
LexisNexis and Promon promise to protect your phone from fraudsters — by turning it into a portable interrogation room.
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Jul 2, 2026
The Greenwashed Sorting Hat
When AI says your plastic is recyclable, but your politics aren’t.
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Jun 30, 2026
The Never-Ending Election Day Sale
Supreme Court says states can count late ballots; MAGA world discovers time only counts when it helps them.
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Jun 28, 2026
From 1% Hope to 99% Possession
Cape Verde claws into the World Cup knockouts while football’s aristocrats stare at the xG charts and wonder how the colonies learned to shoot.
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Jun 26, 2026
Thin Blue Skyline: Drone Cops Season One
When your overdose response looks like a Call of Duty DLC, maybe the point isn’t public health.
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Jun 24, 2026
AutoNation-State
Fletcher Jones cashes out of Fremont; the car lot becomes a foreclosed democracy diorama.
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Jun 19, 2026
Aspen Ideas: Healthspan for the 0.01%
On the mountaintop, they’re solving ‘youth mental health’ with branded mindfulness apps and $40 kale juice, while the kids at sea level self-medicate with doomscrolling and debt.
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Jun 17, 2026
The Emerald-Washed Manat Machine
Azerbaijan’s Central Bank discovers that if you tint the oil money green, it apparently photosynthesizes into ‘sustainable finance.’
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Jun 15, 2026
The Trifecta ETF Funhouse
Influencers sell ‘easy mode’ capitalism while retail investors ride a triple‑leveraged Tilt‑A‑Whirl.
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Jun 13, 2026
The Casino Formerly Known as Democracy
When the future is just another ticker symbol, everyone’s a market maker in reality liquidation.
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Jun 10, 2026
Magnifica Humanitas.exe
When Microsoft patches your soul before it patches Windows.
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Jun 8, 2026
Trigger Discipline
Right-wing media’s newest open carry: weaponized personal beef masquerading as politics.
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Jun 6, 2026
The 24-Karat Cult of Personality
Democrats chase illegal gold dust while Trump happily mints the narrative.
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Jun 4, 2026
Weapons-Grade Financial Engineering
Starfighters Space doesn’t have to reach orbit — it just has to reach the Russell reconstitution spreadsheet in London.
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Jun 2, 2026
The Dumb Terminal Uprising
E Ink and MediaTek promise ‘on‑device AI’ so your ebook reader can finally nag you like every other surveillance rectangle.
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May 31, 2026
Corn, Cage, or Caucus?
Iowa voters file into the polling place while every flavor of candidate tries to turn ‘high-profile primaries’ into low-information consent.
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May 29, 2026
The SEC’s New Blockchain Baptismal Font
Paxos gets blessed as Wall Street’s on-chain middleman, proving that nothing is truly ‘decentralized’ until it’s centrally approved.
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