Catch and Release (Public Health Edition)
Zach Lahn and RFK Jr. take the nation’s immune system out for a quiet little gutting trip.
On the boat’s side, the name: “The Herd Immunity.” In the livewell: a pile of discarded face masks, vaccine vials, and a tiny sinking CDC life preserver.
Source headline
Zach Lahn is out fishing with Robert F. Kennedy Jr. — So cool. Just two guys, doing what they do, fishing for a good time. It’s all over the socials. Trump’s main vaccine fighter, nephew of the former president, with the (source: The Gazette) [2026-08-30 14:10:00]
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