CCP: Central Counterparty, Capitalist Climate Party
Brazil builds an energy casino, and Vermiculus hands them the high‑frequency roulette wheel.
In Brasília’s new “Energy Freedom” casino, the house doesn’t always win—sometimes the blackout does.
Source headline
N5X selects Vermiculus to power the first regulated energy derivatives clearinghouse in Brazil
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Tech
DOGE Unveils ‘War UX 2.0’: U.S.–Iran Conflict To Be Managed Like A Buggy App Update
Department of Government Efficiency reassures public that if the ceasefire can’t be fixed, it can at least be A/B tested, monetized, and pushed to the cloud.
Jul 13
Forecast
By Mid‑August 2026, Iran Will Reopen Hormuz Oil Traffic
Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is shut until the U.S. leaves the neighborhood. Tanker traffic and mediators say something more boring: this is a price‑setting tantrum that ends in a technical deal, not a 90‑day blockade.
Jul 12
Quiz
Host Your Own Unhinged Fringe Festival And We’ll Reveal Which Chaotic Community-Orchestra Instrument You Are
It’s opening night at your deeply questionable DIY Edinburgh Fringe off‑off‑off‑venue (a.k.a. the church basement with mysterious folding chairs). Cast yourself in cursed musicals, overbooked black box slots, and Musselburgh‑core orchestral fever dreams to find out which delightfully chaotic community‑orchestra instrument you truly are.
Jul 12
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