Driverless Docks, Driverless Accountability
StarTech.com ships a dock that needs no drivers, in a world where every other kind of driver has bailed on responsibility.
Panel in an electronics megastore: a gleaming display of StarTech.com ‘Driverless Dual 4K USB4 Universal Docking Stations’ is surrounded by political, corporate, and tech elites scrambling to plug their messes into it — desperate for something, anything, that runs without human oversight.
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StarTech.com Launches Industry-First USB4 Dock with Driverless Dual Display for Mac, Windows, and Linux
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