Endowed Chair, Empty Seats
Lagos Business School builds a throne for ‘strategic leadership’ while the rest of Africa stands in the hallway, waiting for a seat that isn’t paywalled.
When ‘Africa-focused’ strategy is launched from a hotel-casino ballroom, you don’t need a PowerPoint to know who the real house edge belongs to.
Source headline
LBS Unveils Albert Alos Endowed Chair to Advance Strategic Leadership in Africa
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Jul 13
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By Mid‑August 2026, Iran Will Reopen Hormuz Oil Traffic
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