Executive Musical Chairs as a Service
Ericsson reboots Vonage leadership like a buggy app: same data harvest, new loading screen.

“Relax, Niklas — you’re not being replaced. You’re being ‘run in background’ until 2026.”
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Ericsson announces change to the Executive Team — Christophe Van de Weyer, currently Head of Business Unit API at Vonage, to become Head of Business Area Global Communications Platform and CEO of Vonage Niklas Heuveldop to step down on August 15, and remain available up to December 31, 2026, to support orderly and smooth transition to...
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