Goal-Line Surveillance: VAR, But Make It Boston Dynamics
2026 World Cup security gets its own robo-ultras: four legs, no conscience, and a direct data feed to whoever paid for the sponsorship banner.
In the age of robot dogs at the World Cup, the only thing not allowed to roam free is the actual fan.
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Robot dogs to keep watch over 2026 World Cup fans as police deploy mechanical mutts
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Tech
DOGE Unveils ‘War UX 2.0’: U.S.–Iran Conflict To Be Managed Like A Buggy App Update
Department of Government Efficiency reassures public that if the ceasefire can’t be fixed, it can at least be A/B tested, monetized, and pushed to the cloud.
Jul 13
Forecast
By Mid‑August 2026, Iran Will Reopen Hormuz Oil Traffic
Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is shut until the U.S. leaves the neighborhood. Tanker traffic and mediators say something more boring: this is a price‑setting tantrum that ends in a technical deal, not a 90‑day blockade.
Jul 12
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