Goal-Line Surveillance: VAR, But Make It Boston Dynamics
2026 World Cup security gets its own robo-ultras: four legs, no conscience, and a direct data feed to whoever paid for the sponsorship banner.

In the age of robot dogs at the World Cup, the only thing not allowed to roam free is the actual fan.
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Robot dogs to keep watch over 2026 World Cup fans as police deploy mechanical mutts
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Stay in the same broken universe.
Forecasts, satire, cartoons, and quizzes should feel like one publication, not disconnected tabs.

Tech
EU Moves To Ban Ordinary People From Knowing What Hedge Funds Already Bet On
Prediction markets face crackdown just as Wall Street, bookies, and AI models quietly adopt them as a premium feature.
May 27

Forecast
U.S. and Iran Won’t Hit Gulf Energy or Nuclear Sites Soon
Washington and Tehran are trading blows in public while haggling in private. The loud part is moving toward Iran’s shores and shipping lanes. The quiet part is every regional capital begging them not to touch the real money: Gulf energy exports and Iran’s nuclear sites.
May 27

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