Love, Actually (Terms and Conditions Apply)
IIT-Bombay’s DuoChat promises to fix your relationship with AI… because nothing says intimacy like adding a third wheel from the cloud.

A couple quietly screaming at each other while an AI ‘relationship coach’ happily optimizes engagement: finally, a startup that can monetize your last shred of privacy.
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IIT-Bombay Startup Infiheal Launches DuoChat, World’s First AI Relationship Coach
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