Make the White House Great Again (For Developers)
Trump greenlights a $900 million ‘renovation’ and suddenly 1600 Pennsylvania looks less like public housing and more like a pre-IPO asset flip.
Panel of tourists behind barricades: “So when do voters get to see the upgrades?” Hardhat Trump, holding blueprints titled ‘2028 LUXURY EXIT’: “After the next funding round.”
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Trump Administration to Spend Over $900 Million on White House Upgrades
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Forecast
Through December 10, Houthis Won’t Damage Pakistan or Turkey Infrastructure
The Mecca Defense Pact just put two more flags on the Saudi firing chart. The consensus panic says this widens the war within weeks. The signal says the Houthis will talk big, hit Saudi and the sea, and leave Pakistan and Turkey’s hard targets alone for this 60 day window.
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