No-Fly Zone, Now With In-App Purchases
Vilnius shuts an airport over a maybe-drone while NATO speedruns World War III LARP on ‘easy mode’.
Panel of ‘civil aviation security’: one guy closes Vilnius Airport over a suspected toy, another guy hits ‘Scramble’ on NATO like it’s a Twitch panic button, and in the background an actual swarm of corporate surveillance drones livestreams everyone to ad-tech HQ.
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Suspected drone alert briefly closes Vilnius Airport as NATO scrambles fighter jet
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