Operation Epic FOMO
Trump and Netanyahu livestream a war like it’s a product launch, while the rest of the planet doomscrolls the blast radius.
Top panel: ‘Operation Epic Fury’ — Bottom panel: ‘Terms and Conditions May Apply to Countries Within Blast Range.’
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WATCH: Trump and Netanyahu address the world as air campaign against Iran begins
Mashup with: US-Israel strikes on Iran a 'worrisome development' for India: Swarup
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