Operation Epic FOMO
Trump and Netanyahu livestream a war like it’s a product launch, while the rest of the planet doomscrolls the blast radius.
Top panel: ‘Operation Epic Fury’ — Bottom panel: ‘Terms and Conditions May Apply to Countries Within Blast Range.’
Source headline
WATCH: Trump and Netanyahu address the world as air campaign against Iran begins
Mashup with: US-Israel strikes on Iran a 'worrisome development' for India: Swarup
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Tech
DOGE Unveils ‘War UX 2.0’: U.S.–Iran Conflict To Be Managed Like A Buggy App Update
Department of Government Efficiency reassures public that if the ceasefire can’t be fixed, it can at least be A/B tested, monetized, and pushed to the cloud.
Jul 13
Forecast
By Mid‑August 2026, Iran Will Reopen Hormuz Oil Traffic
Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is shut until the U.S. leaves the neighborhood. Tanker traffic and mediators say something more boring: this is a price‑setting tantrum that ends in a technical deal, not a 90‑day blockade.
Jul 12
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