Peace Talks, Bunker Edition
NATO scrambles jets while Trump and Zelensky prep for ‘peace talks’—because nothing says de‑escalation like fresh cruise missiles on the appetizer menu.
Trump (into a gold-plated phone): “Vlad says the missiles are just… emotional support airstrikes. Now let’s talk peace, Volodymyr.”
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NATO fighter jets scrambled as Putin launches horror attack on Ukraine — The latest large-scale attacks from Vladimir Putin's forces come on the eve of high stakes peace talks between Donald Trump and Volodymyr Zelensky.
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