Peace Talks, Now With Extra Middleman: Islamabad’s Diplomatic Drive-Thru
Iran and the US can’t stand to be in the same panel, so they’re rerouting world security through Pakistan’s customer service desk.
“Relax, gentlemen — you both get what you want, as long as nobody admits it on camera.”
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Diplomatic Efforts Intensify as Iran and US Engage via Pakistan
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