Sanctuary State for Sacred Cows, Not Stray Citizens
Himachal’s budget finds crores for abandoned cattle while humans get to chew on slogans.
Panel 1: “Don’t worry, behenji, the state will look after all the abandoned creatures.” Panel 2: “Four legs good, no vote better.”
Source headline
India News | Himachal Government Disburses Rs 14.68 Crore in 2025-26 Under Gopal Yojana for Destitute Cattle
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