Silicon Raj: The Great FAAMNG Labor Teleport
H‑1B walls go up, Big Tech just moves the factory—still insists it’s a ‘skills partnership.’
In the background, a US senator cuts a ribbon on a wall labeled “H‑1B CURBS.” In the foreground, FAAMNG execs cheer as a glowing portal marked “32,000 INDIA HIRES” opens directly into a glass tower in Bengaluru, where coders labeled “GLOBAL TALENT” stand on a treadmill feeding data into servers shaped like dollar signs.
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FAAMNG hires 32,000 people in India in 2025 amid H-1B curbs: Report
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