Silicon Raj: The Great FAAMNG Labor Teleport
H‑1B walls go up, Big Tech just moves the factory—still insists it’s a ‘skills partnership.’
In the background, a US senator cuts a ribbon on a wall labeled “H‑1B CURBS.” In the foreground, FAAMNG execs cheer as a glowing portal marked “32,000 INDIA HIRES” opens directly into a glass tower in Bengaluru, where coders labeled “GLOBAL TALENT” stand on a treadmill feeding data into servers shaped like dollar signs.
Source headline
FAAMNG hires 32,000 people in India in 2025 amid H-1B curbs: Report
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DOGE Unveils ‘War UX 2.0’: U.S.–Iran Conflict To Be Managed Like A Buggy App Update
Department of Government Efficiency reassures public that if the ceasefire can’t be fixed, it can at least be A/B tested, monetized, and pushed to the cloud.
Jul 13
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By Mid‑August 2026, Iran Will Reopen Hormuz Oil Traffic
Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is shut until the U.S. leaves the neighborhood. Tanker traffic and mediators say something more boring: this is a price‑setting tantrum that ends in a technical deal, not a 90‑day blockade.
Jul 12
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