Surge Pricing Nation: World Cup Edition
When the beautiful game meets New Jersey Transit, the real sport is dynamic extortion.
In America, the pitch is grass, the seats are plastic, and the wallet is the ball.
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$13 train fare spikes to $150 for World Cup fans attending matches in New Jersey
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