The Big Short Circuit
Michael Burry yells ‘1987!’ while everyone else just hears ‘content.’
Wall Street has turned the fire alarm into a trading signal.
Source headline
Michael Burry: This Feels a Lot Like the 1987 Crash
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Tech
Australia Asks Anthropic To Build Self-Powering AI Monolith, Promises It Will Definitely Not Eat The Grid
NSW fast-tracks ‘massive’ data centres that must fund their own energy, water, and presumably emotional regulation
Aug 26
Forecast
By Early 2027, China Will Slash Iranian Oil Imports Below 400k bpd
Trump’s new sanctions blitz is aimed straight at Tehran’s last big customer. By early 2027, I expect China’s visible imports of Iranian crude to be materially lower than today and far below the pre-war binge, not because Trump defeats Iran, but because Beijing decides this fight is not worth a banking crisis.
Aug 25
Quiz
Build Your Dream ’90s Mall Car Show And We’ll Reveal Which Retro Ride You’d Smuggle Across The Border For Love
Roam a 1998 megamall stuffed with Neons, Civics, and suspiciously cheap Saturns while a wannabe–president-of-the-parking-lot mall cop slaps “50% tariffs” on your crush’s car. Build your chaotic cross-border car show — food court, mixtapes, fuzzy dice and all — and we’ll reveal the retro ride you’d absolutely risk customs for.
Aug 25
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