The Bubble Doctor Will See You Now
Michael Burry waves the crash flag while Wall Street mainlines AI hopium and asks if Bitcoin counts as health insurance.
When the guy from The Big Short presses the red button and the Nasdaq just asks if he wants to sign up for paperless statements instead.
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Michael Burry Warns of a Nasdaq Dot-Com Bubble: Is Bitcoin a Hedge or Casualty?
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Quiz
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