The DNC’s Swing-State Witness Protection Program
Atlanta helped flip Georgia blue. So naturally, Democrats are hiding their 2028 convention somewhere else.

Panel of DNC site selectors: “Don’t worry, Atlanta — we still love your votes. We’re just not that into your ZIP code.”
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Atlanta's out of Democrats' list of 2028 presidential convention sites
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