The Dumb Terminal Uprising
E Ink and MediaTek promise ‘on‑device AI’ so your ebook reader can finally nag you like every other surveillance rectangle.
Panel of smart devices in a boardroom, as the formerly ‘dumb’ ereader excitedly volunteers to start saving everyone’s soul… and their data.
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Dumb ebook readers are about to get darn smart for you with useful AI and Android support
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