The Fed’s Fewer Meetings, More Seances Tour
Kevin Warsh pitches a six‑meeting Fed as ‘less noise’ while Wall Street realizes the only thing getting cut on schedule is oversight.
‘Relax,’ says Kevin Warsh, ‘we’ll still communicate with markets—just not often enough for you to panic in real time.’
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Warsh Wants Fewer Fed Meetings: Markets May Pay The Price
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