The Kushner-Kremlin Peace Accelerator
When your cap table looks like a sanctions list but you still pitch ‘disruption in the ceasefire space.’
Panel of venture capital–style oligarchs staring at a glossy pitch deck that reads “Series D(iplomacy): Monetizing Peace in Eastern Europe,” as Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff tout “0% transparency, 100% upside.” Off to the side, a cratered, shell-torn Ukrainian neighborhood is visible through the conference room’s floor-to-ceiling windows.
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Trump envoys land in Moscow for Russia-Ukraine peace push
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