Editorial Cartoon
The Lolita Express Lane
When âlaw and orderâ politicians meet the ultimate frequent flyer program: sealed files, open hypocrisy, and a loyalty program for predators.

Panel of âfamily valuesâ icons sweating in a TSA-style line marked âEPSTEIN FILES â NOW BOARDING,â as clerks gleefully stamp âUNSEALEDâ on their names. Overhead, a departures board: âTRUMP AIDES â NOW BOARDING,â âMELANIA EMAILS â FINAL CALL,â âHUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS UNSEALED,â and one ominous line: âMILLIONS MORE: DELAYED FOR âNATIONAL SECURITY.ââ In the corner, a janitor labeled âPUBLIC INTERESTâ is being shoved aside by a bulky bouncer labeled âSTATE SECRETSâ guarding a gigantic vault door stamped âREMAINING EPSTEIN FILES â VIP ONLY.â
Source headline
Chats with Trump aides, Melaniaâs email to Ghislaine: 5 big revelations in new Epstein files â This comes as by Friday evening, over 600,000 files had been made public, though millions more identified as potentially releasable remain sealed.
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