The Oracle of Omaha.exe
Warren Buffett ‘steps back,’ personally boots up a $30B Alphabet install, and every corporate boardroom suddenly remembers who actually runs the operating system.

Succession plan: Greg Abel gets the title bar, Buffett still has root access.
Source headline
Warren Buffett Personally Initiated Berkshire's $30 Billion Alphabet Stake, a Sign He's Still Making Calls Despite Stepping Back as Chairman
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Forecast
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Trump’s new sanctions blitz is aimed straight at Tehran’s last big customer. By early 2027, I expect China’s visible imports of Iranian crude to be materially lower than today and far below the pre-war binge, not because Trump defeats Iran, but because Beijing decides this fight is not worth a banking crisis.
Aug 25
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