The SEC’s New Blockchain Baptismal Font
Paxos gets blessed as Wall Street’s on-chain middleman, proving that nothing is truly ‘decentralized’ until it’s centrally approved.
‘Kneel, coin. By the power vested in me by Section 17A, I hereby declare you… systemically important but still your fault if it breaks.’
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Paxos Wins SEC Clearing Agency Approval for Blockchain Settlement Business
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