The Trial of Osagyefo, Held in Absentia
Sixty-nine years after independence, Kwame Nkrumah finally gets his truth and reconciliation commission — it’s just all the culprits are still in office.
Modern Ghanaian leaders crowd a trembling witness stand labeled “2026 Republic,” all insisting, “Osagyefo, we are sorry” — while behind them the same old IMF contracts, extractive deals, and party flags quietly sign the next agreement in his name.
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