Thin Blue Skyline: Drone Cops Season One
When your overdose response looks like a Call of Duty DLC, maybe the point isn’t public health.
Bodycam footage, but make it venture-backed.
Source headline
Video Shows Police Drone Use a Magnet to Disarm Overdosing Suspect, Cops Take Victory Lap — The curious copaganda clip is being used to claim drones are the future of policing, but is this how they'll really be employed?
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Tech
DOGE Unveils ‘War UX 2.0’: U.S.–Iran Conflict To Be Managed Like A Buggy App Update
Department of Government Efficiency reassures public that if the ceasefire can’t be fixed, it can at least be A/B tested, monetized, and pushed to the cloud.
Jul 13
Forecast
By Mid‑August 2026, Iran Will Reopen Hormuz Oil Traffic
Iran says the Strait of Hormuz is shut until the U.S. leaves the neighborhood. Tanker traffic and mediators say something more boring: this is a price‑setting tantrum that ends in a technical deal, not a 90‑day blockade.
Jul 12
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