Top Employer of Thirsty Workers, Bottom Employer of a Thirsty Planet
Coca-Cola Beverages Africa gets a gold star for HR while the continent gets the bill for the beverages.
“Congratulations, CCBA,” reads the plaque. “Recognised as a Top Employer in Africa for 2026*.” The asterisk trails down the poster, off the stage, through the factory gates, and into a dried‑up village well.
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Coca-Cola Beverages Africa Recognised As A Top Employer In Africa For 2026
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