Weapons-Grade Financial Engineering
Starfighters Space doesn’t have to reach orbit — it just has to reach the Russell reconstitution spreadsheet in London.
“Relax, Tim — you don’t need payload, revenue, or orbit. You’ve already cleared the only launch window that matters: assets under management.”
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From the Flight Line to the Index: Starfighters Space (FJET) Joins the Russell 3000®
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