Women’s Rights, Limited-Time Offer (Afghanistan Edition)
The UN sends thoughts and strongly worded vibes while the Islamic Emirate edits half the population out of the frame.

‘Don’t worry, Afghan women and girls, the international community has you on… *mute*.’
Source headline
UN deputy chief: Afghan women and girls must not be abandoned
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Tech
Nation Debates Whether Teens Or Mark Zuckerberg Get Last Glass Of Water
New AI data centers promise dozens of jobs, hundreds of millions in tax breaks, and one remaining trout in the river, if it survives the cooling cycle.
Aug 25

Forecast
By Early 2027, China Will Slash Iranian Oil Imports Below 400k bpd
Trump’s new sanctions blitz is aimed straight at Tehran’s last big customer. By early 2027, I expect China’s visible imports of Iranian crude to be materially lower than today and far below the pre-war binge, not because Trump defeats Iran, but because Beijing decides this fight is not worth a banking crisis.
Aug 25

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