Zero Trust, Zero Accountability
When ‘secure IT infrastructure’ means Fort Knox for logs and an open bar for data brokers.
Boardroom full of CISOs bragging about zero trust while a giant data broker quietly wheels customer data out the side door.
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Secure IT infrastructure: A practical guide for IT leaders
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