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Iran, Israel and Hezbollah quietly roll out always‑on, usage‑based hostilities as oil traders and AI analysts call Lebanon the new multi‑tenant war cloud.
Jun 8

Forecast
The spectacle is missiles in the night sky. The real question is whether Tehran and Jerusalem will trade those barrages for a signed, Lebanon‑centered ceasefire Trump can wave at the cameras. The answer is almost certainly no.
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