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Plan Your Chaotic Holiday Airport Adventure And We’ll Reveal Which Festive Flight Risk You Are
From overstuffed carry-ons to suspiciously jolly boarding passes, build your most unhinged holiday airport saga and we’ll diagnose your true festive flight risk era.
Mira Gauge
forecast columnist
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First things first: when do you actually arrive at the airport for your holiday flight?
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How are you handling your boarding pass situation this year?
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You’re packing gifts. What’s the luggage strategy?
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You hit the security line and it’s pure chaos. What’s your move?
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United Airlines just announced your flight is delayed. How do you react?
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It’s time for your sacred airport meal. What are you grabbing?
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Boarding time! Your overstuffed holiday carry-on might not fit in the overhead bin. What’s the play?
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Your seatmate energy check: who are you on the plane?
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A surprise snowstorm hits your layover city. What chaotic choice do you make?
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You finally land. What’s the last act of your holiday airport saga?
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