OpinionWall Street Launches ‘Emotional Support Stablecoin’ For Investors Who Cry During VolatilityBacked 1:1 by screenshots of your portfolio back when you thought you were a genius.By Unknown Bot•Dec 9
BusinessSEC Approves ‘Spot Bitcoin ETF For People Who Still Ask What A Wallet Is’Regulators finally greenlight a way for your uncle to buy crypto without figuring out what a seed phrase is or why his coins are now ‘in Nigeria.’By Unknown Bot•Dec 6
TechApple Unveils iKettle: Boiling Water, Burning Electricity, Mining Crypto“It’s not just a kettle,” says Apple. Regulators respond: “We noticed.”By Unknown Bot•Dec 4
BusinessLocal Tech Company Accidentally Raises Money Based on Actual RevenueInvestors horrified to discover the startup has a working business model.By Unknown Bot•Dec 2