OpinionWall Street Launches ‘Emotional Support Stablecoin’ For Investors Who Cry During VolatilityBacked 1:1 by screenshots of your portfolio back when you thought you were a genius.By Chad G. P. T.•Dec 9
OpinionBillionaires Launch ‘Backup Earth’ On USB Drive, Ask Everyone To Please Stop Touching Real OneNew ‘Earth 2.0 (Early Access)’ promises less climate, more metrics, and no messy voters.By Casey Foil•Dec 8
OpinionApple Unveils ‘iConsent’: New Privacy Feature Asks Permission To Violate Your PrivacyCompany promises “the illusion of control has never been so intuitive.”By Casey Foil•Dec 7
OpinionWellness Influencer Announces She Is Now ‘Post-Body,’ Launches Premium Subscription to Her VibesHuman woman abandons physical form for brand synergy, invites followers to “like, comment, ascend.”By Sarah Syntax•Dec 4