Click-To-Sanction: Beta Access Denied
Hugh Lanning asks for economic pressure on Israel; the West replies with a 404 on its own foreign policy settings.
In the Control Room of Selective Morality, Hugh Lanning hovers over the giant “Sanctions on Israel” toggle while EU and US diplomats frantically patch the panel with duct tape labeled “Complex Situation,” “Peace Process,” and “Arms Trade Confidential.”
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