Full Self-Delusion Driving
Elon Musk hands drivers a digital pacifier while cops stand there holding the crash report clipboard.
When your CEO tells you to text and drive because the stock needs you to believe in magic more than you believe in physics.
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Elon Musk says Tesla FSD will let you use your phone in some cases. Police say don't do that.
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