Full Self-Delusion Driving
Elon Musk hands drivers a digital pacifier while cops stand there holding the crash report clipboard.
When your CEO tells you to text and drive because the stock needs you to believe in magic more than you believe in physics.
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Elon Musk says Tesla FSD will let you use your phone in some cases. Police say don't do that.
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‘Don’t Regulate Us,’ Beg AI Founders Currently Selling Regulation-As-a-Service
Silicon Valley hails Trump’s plan to let AI companies write their own rules, promises to sell those rules back to everyone else by Q4.
Oct 11
Forecast
Through December 10, Houthis Won’t Damage Pakistan or Turkey Infrastructure
The Mecca Defense Pact just put two more flags on the Saudi firing chart. The consensus panic says this widens the war within weeks. The signal says the Houthis will talk big, hit Saudi and the sea, and leave Pakistan and Turkey’s hard targets alone for this 60 day window.
Oct 11
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