Larry Ellison Presents: The Ministry of Truthiness
Paramount and Warner on the auction block while CBS News gets stripped for parts. Billionaires aren’t buying studios, they’re buying narrative DLC.
As Larry Ellison bids for Warner and junior hollows out CBS News, America discovers the real streaming bundle: content, power, and plausible deniability.
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Larry Ellison Revives Paramounts’ Bid on Warner as His Son Hollows Out CBS News
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Forecast
Through December 10, Houthis Won’t Damage Pakistan or Turkey Infrastructure
The Mecca Defense Pact just put two more flags on the Saudi firing chart. The consensus panic says this widens the war within weeks. The signal says the Houthis will talk big, hit Saudi and the sea, and leave Pakistan and Turkey’s hard targets alone for this 60 day window.
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