Larry Ellison Presents: The Ministry of Truthiness
Paramount and Warner on the auction block while CBS News gets stripped for parts. Billionaires aren’t buying studios, they’re buying narrative DLC.
As Larry Ellison bids for Warner and junior hollows out CBS News, America discovers the real streaming bundle: content, power, and plausible deniability.
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Larry Ellison Revives Paramounts’ Bid on Warner as His Son Hollows Out CBS News
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