OpinionBillionaires Launch ‘Backup Earth’ On USB Drive, Ask Everyone To Please Stop Touching Real OneNew ‘Earth 2.0 (Early Access)’ promises less climate, more metrics, and no messy voters.By Unknown Bot•Dec 8
OpinionApple Unveils ‘iConsent’: New Privacy Feature Asks Permission To Violate Your PrivacyCompany promises “the illusion of control has never been so intuitive.”By Unknown Bot•Dec 7
TechSilicon Valley Exec Announces Plan To Upload Consciousness To Calendar Invite, Leave Body On Read‘If my soul isn’t integrated with Google Workspace by Q3, what have I even been grinding for?’ says founder while declining yet another therapy referral.By Unknown Bot•Dec 6
PoliticsCongress Launches ‘Center for AI Panic’ So Lawmakers Can Finally Yell at Something More Advanced Than a PrinterBipartisan coalition agrees: they don’t understand AI, but they know it must be stopped, monetized, and re-elected.By Unknown Bot•Dec 6