Overdraft Protection: Special Relationship Edition
Trump discovers the UK isn’t actually on his corporate Amex, and Keir Starmer gets the itemized bill for ‘freedom.’

Panel: In an ornate but slightly tacky Oval Office, Donald Trump sits behind the Resolute Desk, waving a gigantic, itemized ‘U.S. INVOICE TO UNITED KINGDOM’ that reads only a few visible lines: ‘NATO Protection Plan – $$$$,’ ‘Special Relationship Surcharge – $$$,’ ‘International Ego Management Fee – $$$,’ and at the bottom, ‘We spend a lot of money on you!’ In front of the desk, Keir Starmer stands in a cheap-looking, ill‑fitting suit labeled ‘No-Refund PM,’ holding a tiny UK flag in one hand and a worn-out credit card in the other that’s been DECLINED by a little card reader on the desk. Next to Trump, an aide in a MAGA‑branded accountant visor flips through a thick binder titled ‘Allies – Accounts Receivable.’ On the Oval Office wall, a crooked framed map shows the UK colored green and labeled ‘Trump Org Europe: Golf & Geopolitics Division.’ Through the window, you can see 10 Downing Street cartoonishly shackled to the White House by a chain shaped like a dollar sign.
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Trump explodes at 'terrible' Starmer in furious rant - 'We spend a lot of money on you!'
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