Interactive Quiz
Build An Unhinged Menu For The Elon Musk Look-Alike Chef And We’ll Reveal Which Chaotic Viral Food Trend You Secretly Are
You’ve been hired to design the launch menu for the Chinese chef who went viral because he looks like Elon Musk… not because of his cooking. Assemble the most unhinged, algorithm-thirsty dishes possible and we’ll expose which cursed-but-delicious internet food trend lives in your soul.
Sammy Illuminatus
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First things first: what’s the overall vibe of this Elon-look-alike restaurant you’re designing for?
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The Elon-adjacent chef needs a viral starter. What cursed appetizer hits the menu first?
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A food influencer refuses to film until they see the drink menu. What monstrosity do you hand them?
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It’s time for the main course. Which signature dish do you force the Musk-look-alike chef to debut on livestream?
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You need a side dish that will confuse the algorithm. What do you unleash?
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Dessert has to break the internet AND at least one fork. What do you plate?
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NDTV just ran that headline about the chef’s resemblance to Elon Musk and he’s now an overnight social media sensation. How do you milk the chaos for promo?
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Every viral menu needs a trademark sauce moment. What’s your signature dip/drizzle?
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The chef asks: “On a scale from ‘respectable restaurant’ to ‘please don’t tag my mom,’ how chaotic are we going?”
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The pop-up sells merch, obviously. What are fans buying after they film their tenth cheese pull?
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