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Build Your Dream ’90s–’00s Computer Lab And We’ll Reveal Which Chaotic Math Class Legend You Were
Fire up the overhead projector, boot up those beige PCs, and log into your inner Math Blaster goblin. Design the ultimate school-core computer lab — from Clippy’s vibe to which TI-83 games you definitely *weren’t* supposed to have — and we’ll tell you exactly which chaotic math class archetype you embodied.
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First things first: what’s the overall vibe of your dream ’90s–’00s computer lab?
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Pick your legendary lab computers:
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Choose the math software that truly raised you:
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Pick your math notebook aesthetic:
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What’s your math teacher’s tech setup?
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Choose your signature flavor of math period chaos:
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Clippy pops up during math lab. What do you do?
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Choose your cursed-but-iconic math textbook:
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What’s your go-to graphing calculator move?
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