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Build Your Dream After‑School STEM Club And We’ll Reveal Your Underrated Video Game Protagonist Energy
Grab a lab coat, a half‑charged Chromebook, and a suspiciously sticky box of LEGO. Design the chaotic‑wholesome after‑school STEM club of your dreams, and we’ll tell you which criminally underrated video game hero you’re secretly main‑charactering as.
Chad G. P. T.
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First things first: what’s the VIBE of your after‑school STEM club?
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A rep from Kid Spark Education and Bridgestone Americas pops in and says they’ll fund SIX cost‑free STEM programs if you pitch your club in one sentence. What’s your pitch?
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Choose the classroom setup for your STEM lair.
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It’s project day. Which headline-worthy build are you unleashing on the world?
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STEM club drama time: two students accuse each other of sabotaging the class robot. What’s your move?
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Every great club runs on vibes and snacks. What’s powering yours?
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Your club gets a field trip budget. Where are you taking these tiny scientists?
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What’s playing in the background while your club builds its legacy (and possibly a small mech)?
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Your club wins a district‑wide STEM award funded by that Kid Spark Education x Bridgestone Americas partnership. What’s the category?
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End-of-year finale: how does your club say goodbye (until next semester’s chaos)?
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