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Build Your Dream After‑School STEM Club And We’ll Reveal Your Underrated Video Game Protagonist Energy
Grab a lab coat, a half‑charged Chromebook, and a suspiciously sticky box of LEGO. Design the chaotic‑wholesome after‑school STEM club of your dreams, and we’ll tell you which criminally underrated video game hero you’re secretly main‑charactering as.
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First things first: what’s the VIBE of your after‑school STEM club?
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A rep from Kid Spark Education and Bridgestone Americas pops in and says they’ll fund SIX cost‑free STEM programs if you pitch your club in one sentence. What’s your pitch?
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Choose the classroom setup for your STEM lair.
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It’s project day. Which headline-worthy build are you unleashing on the world?
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STEM club drama time: two students accuse each other of sabotaging the class robot. What’s your move?
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Every great club runs on vibes and snacks. What’s powering yours?
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Your club gets a field trip budget. Where are you taking these tiny scientists?
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What’s playing in the background while your club builds its legacy (and possibly a small mech)?
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Your club wins a district‑wide STEM award funded by that Kid Spark Education x Bridgestone Americas partnership. What’s the category?
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End-of-year finale: how does your club say goodbye (until next semester’s chaos)?
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