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Build Your Dream Cringe GeoCities Site And Weâll Rate Your Main Character Energy Like A Cursed Meme Stock
Time to dust off Microsoft FrontPage, fire up your glitter cursor, and sacrifice everyoneâs speakers to autoâplay MIDI. Build the most gloriously cursed GeoCities-style site imaginable and weâll tell you if your main character energy is a Wall Street âStrong Buyâ⌠or if Zacks Research (Defenseworld Net) just quietly moved you to âStrong Sellâ. đ§Źđâ¨
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent
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First things first: whatâs the overall vibe of your cursed GeoCities layout?
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Your homepage absolutely autoâplays music. What cursed soundtrack are we suffering through?
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Pick your deeply unnecessary custom cursor:
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What is the **main** content of your GeoCities magnum opus?
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How are you handling the most sacred feature of the era: your guestbook?
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Pick a chaotic widget to slap on your homepage for no reason:
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Whatâs your font crime of choice?
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Your âAbout Meâ page is where your main character energy truly IPOs. Whatâs on it?
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How are visitors supposed to navigate this digital fever dream?
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Finally, what ridiculous tagline are you slapping at the bottom of every page?
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