Interactive Quiz
Build Your Totally Unhinged AR Superpowers And We’ll Reveal Your 2035 Smart Contact Lens Menace Vibe
It’s 2035, your eyeballs are basically sponsored by ads, and CNN is still asking if smart contact lenses are the next smart glasses. Design your chaotic augmented‑reality powers and we’ll expose exactly what kind of walking Terms‑Of‑Service violation you’d be.
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent
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It’s 2035. How did you end up with smart contact lenses in the first place?
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Your lenses develop a signature glitch. What cursed visual bug are you stuck with?
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The startup that made your lenses rolls out a new ‘AR Superpower’ feature. What do you enable first?
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Your eyeballs are now ad space. Who somehow ended up sponsoring your vision?
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Which cursed notification accidentally gets broadcast to everyone in your immediate AR radius?
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How do you use your lenses at a party in 2035?
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Your lenses get a ‘security update’ overnight. What horrifying new default gets turned on?
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First thing you see every morning through your smart contacts is…
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CNN runs another segment asking if smart contacts are ‘the next smart glasses.’ What’s playing in your AR while Anderson Cooper talks?
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Your lenses crash in the middle of an actual real‑world emergency. What totally unhelpful AR feature still works perfectly?
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