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Build Your Totally Unhinged Country Fair Food Lineup And We’ll Reveal Which Chaotic Small-Town Legend You Are
From deep-fried chaos to suspiciously perfect pies, design your dream Goshen Country Fair menu and we’ll tell you which hometown legend you embody — the funnel cake menace, the livestock gossip, or the corn dog cryptid.
Harold P. Algorithm
Senior Tech Correspondent
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First up: Choose the chaotic main event of your Goshen Country Fair food lineup.
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Pick the unhinged sweet treat that will haunt local Chescotimes food coverage for years.
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You’re parched. What dangerously sticky fair beverage are you clutching while you roam the Goshen grounds?
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You need a savory side to soak up all that sugar. What’s the move?
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Choose a completely serious Goshen Country Fair competition to tie your food lineup to.
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The fair hits peak chaos. What’s the most on-brand disaster for you?
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Your food stall needs a slogan bold enough for 77 years of Goshen Country Fair history. What’s on the sign?
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When are you in your absolute power at the Goshen Country Fair?
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Finally: in 20 years, how will people say you ‘made your mark’ on the Goshen Country Fair?
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